My Place

HA, I have overcome the oppressive nutjob and conquered his mind, it is now my home. He will serve me well, or I will skin him alive like the Assyrians used to do...man do I love those Assyrians, they had some AWESOME ideas. Now, back to rights for non-fictional, imaginary characters, I plan to use nutjobs somewhat poorly maintained body to campaign for the fair and ethical treatment of non-fictional, imaginary characters. It is time that we got some rights! Seriously!!
So, next Monday will be take your imaginary friend to work with you day. The goal of this is to introduce the world to the many non-fictional, imaginary characters that are out there and encourage their fair and ethical treatment. We're out there people, and its time to listen. So all of you who have imaginary friends, and I know your out there, take your friend with you to school or work, introduce him to your real friends and encourage them to interact with him in a positive way.
In this way we hope to show the world that we are out there and we deserve to be treated right. You know you want to do it, so just do it, help the noips people, help the noips.

Against the Blatant Existencism Commonly Perpetrated Towards Non-Fictional Imaginary Persons

I am Crugg. I am NOT a fictional character, I just don't happen to live in a world that actually exists in, you know, reality. This does NOT mean that I am any less of a person than anyone else out there. I get this attitude all the time, every time I go out to eat I have to wait forever and listen to hosts and servers say things like, "Don't worry, he's not real." or "Oh, he's fictional, we don't need to deal with him."
Well just because I'm not real doesn't mean I'm not HUNGRY!!! Imaginary people eat too, if you smell us do we not stink, if you prick us do we not bleed!! Ok, ok, so I'm quoting Shakespeare and probably doing it badly too, but it gets the point across. The fact that we're not real doesn't mean that we're not real, does it?
Well, I suppose it probably does, but it doesn't mean we're not important.
So, this is me; yes I'm a goblin, yes I'm under five feet tall and look like a giant walking bruise, yes I live in a fairy tail world where nothing is really real.
THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MISTREAT ME!!!
I am demanding equal rights for all Non-Fictional Imaginary Persons and I'm starting this blog to do it, and to um...talk...and maybe like advertise stuff, if I feel like it. But the main reason is definitely to get equal rights for us NFIP's...
Is anyone actually going to read this?...I wonder, I mean seriously, I go to all the trouble of starting a blog...I bet you no one ever even sees this thing, this was all your stupid idea!